No? Good. I promise to give him a happy ending and everything.

Also: Why has no one written a Stephanie Plum-esque MCR AU yet???

PICTURE THIS.

Gerard the fumbling, kick-ass Jersey bounty hunter! He lives in this little apartment with his HAMSTER - seriously - and doesn't like guns, so he always hides his bullets. Brian owns the bail bond ( Read more... )

the first rule of broom-wielding | PG-13 | various pairings | 14,000+ words
“I think Ryan’s dead,” Brendon said, nodding solemnly. “I’m waiting for Frank to stop by, because I don’t want to be the one who finds his body.”
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A/N: Apartment building AU! So, um, if you’re familiar with my epic DT? This was kind of written ( Read more... )

part one

( the first rule of broom-wielding: part two )

Also randomly, why are there not more fics where Panic! and/or Fall Out Boy shrink to miniature size? Preferably Fall Out Boy, only because the short jokes would be HILARIOUS ( Read more... )

Hey, so at one point I posted that I thought there was a serious lack of Gerard plus babies/puppies fic out there, which is so very sad, and then clumsygyrl showed up with a pic of Frank and a puppy and we started commenting back and forth and then this happened. We couldn't help ourselves.

Herein lies something insanely cute.

( clumsygyrl: there should be fic where gerard runs an animal shelter. or something. a no kill one. heh. )

Title: Close Enough For True
Pairing: Spencer/Brendon
Rating: PG-13 for some language
Word count: ~7000
Warning: Snow White AU/parody, told sort of in omniscient story telling form.
Summary: Brendon was a prince. You might’ve thought that was important to the story, but it wasn’t. In fact, the story would’ve ended the same way had Brendon been a ( Read more... )

Gerard is getting married? True? Wha-huh? Not that he isn't the prettiest thing since Spencer Smith, but. *scratches head*

Also! Snow White AU is not what I'd call bastardized. It's turning out to be sort of parody-like. Which is fun, but different for me.

It was the middle of the night, but Pete had yelled, “Fire drill!” and they all ( Read more... )

J and I have agreed on a reception hall entry song! HURRAH! It's so exciting. We've decided to do Gym Class Heroes Clothes Off! I figure it's perfect, because everyone would probably know the tune, and then I get to have GCH playing at the reception :)

Does anyone have a copy of the Theme from Flash Gordon? Come on, Queen sings it. Someone ( Read more... )

This bit is for callsigns, and yes. Yes, Mikey totally drinks cordial and smokes pipes.

Previous parts here and here. I'm not sticking to any true chronological order. Stayed tuned next for some of Ryan-writing-his-masterpiece for clumsygyrl :)

( Spencer can’t stop hiccupping, and it’s making him laugh, and Ryan is just incredibly red-faced and hot and he thinks this might have been a bad idea. )

Have I been that out of the loop that I'm just hearing about this stupid Fanlib crap? Man, remember when I asked about it way back in March after I was contacted to beta or something? Dudes, I'm so glad that I'm a lazy flake and pretty much completely forgot about it right after telling them I'd help out - because Jesus, who wants to get caught ( Read more... )